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5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House
1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this morning. 2. There is always one more person in your bed in the morning, than there was the night before. 3. You can’t imagine life without the Cartoon Network. 4. The lock on your...
Ask the Pet Psychic
Why Should I? “Ask the Pet Psychic” Did you know that your pet has a mind of its own? Yes, it’s true. Sometimes we think of our pet as an extension of ourselves, but pets have personalities that come through loud and clear. Let me share some of my...
Fourth of July Safety
Of all the holidays throughout the year, the Fourth of July typically presents the greatest risk of fire danger and injuries for adults and children. Unsafe use of fireworks, sparklers and glow sticks are a serious concern. These products can be...
Removing Ink Stains
You probably heard lots of recipes for removing ink from clothing and furniture but I'm going to share a few with you that you may not have come across yet. We have tried "Resolve Spot Magic Carpet Cleaner" on a carpet in our production area and...
"Take Back Your Time Day" Is Coming
October 24 is Take Back Your Time Day. On that date, Americans will have worked the same number of hours that Europeans typically work in a whole year. In other words, Americans work nearly nine more weeks per year than their European...
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REAL ROOMMATE ADS-PUBLISHED IN NEWSPAPERS
* Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.
* Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.
* Password - Ihatethisapartment
* I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.
* Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn.
* Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.
* Renter should be sober.
* Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was
right.
* I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire.
* Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.
* I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.
* Lights out at 11:30.
* It can be anything except for a card board box.
* If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.
* If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.
About the Author
dan the roommate man
www.roommateexpress.com
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